==>Hidras: Introduce Yourself.

[aciddropthebase]

Your name is HIDRAS TETNAI.

You have some what LESS THAN FAVORABLE HOBBIES among your peers. But you don't really care. You are a troll of UNPARALLELED AUDITORY APPRECIATION. You've gone many sweeps completely enamoured in one thing. MUSIC. Fuck, you love music. You love music of all sorts. But you especially love CLUB MUSIC. And some weird music that has a lot of WUB SOUND EFFECTS. You've spent half your life living in a HIVE UNDERGROUND where you care barely hear a thing. While you spent the other half of your life LIVING IN A CLUB. Living in a club has its perks. Such as THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE TO PAIL WITH. And there's ALWAYS SOME NEW SUBSTANCES TO GET YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH.

Not only do you CREATE YOUR OWN WICKED JAMS. But you also CREATE YOUR OWN WICKED SMOKES. You happen to be an old hand at creating yourself some WICKED ELIXIRS and some QUESTIONABLE SMOKABLES. But even if people think you're a COMPLETE NUTTER for this, you're very chill and relaxed. After all. You never know who wants to score something of a famous motherfucker.

Your chum handle is descendingBeatbox and you 'Ave a 'Abit of Dropping some Lettersss. And yet Everything you Sssay sseemsss To 'ave A ssslight 'Issssssing sssound.

Comments

[theycallmeduke]

Well. I see you possess unparalleled auditory appreciation. Marvellous!

I'm aware that our societies have already made first contact and I understand that we may have undergone a number of cultural exchanges, so taking that and your penchant for music into consideration, would I be correct in assuming that you're somewhat familiar with the human tradition known as Morris Dancing?

[aciddropthebase]

It ain't soundin' like somethin' I'm all familiar with, brother. But I am pretty fuckin' sure that if you were to give me a 'it of it, I may be all up and interested in findin' shit out about that sort of deal, eh? Can't say I'm all up on knowin' all there is to all music that might be on the scene. Usually too wrapped up in my own ideas.

[theycallmeduke]

Well, it's a more... obscure musical tradition as far as human culture is concerned, but if you look into it, I think you just might find it to be exceedingly culturally sound.

Tell me, what sorts of music to they produce on your world?

[aciddropthebase]

I fancy they produce the same as anyone else you know? We've got a bit of everything really. Stuff for kids, for adults, for lusii. All sorts of crazy shit.

[theycallmeduke]

Lusii?

And what -pray tell- is a lusii?

[aciddropthebase]

S'plural, mate! Lusii. Lusus.

[theycallmeduke]

Right.

That doesn't quite answer my question, does it?

But never mind. I will rephrase my question expressly for your benefit. What -pray tell- is a lusus?

[aciddropthebase]

Right, right, sorry. Distracted and what not. But they're animals that are all up and raisin' us right? Since you obviously ain't one o' us, s'only fair to explain what they are.

[avoiding]

What is that noise.

[aciddropthebase]

Sorry babe, but I 'onestly don't think I can 'ear the sound of bitchin' over the sound of these sweet jams!

[submitsinnuendo]

[Oh, so you want club music. Dahved has got this - the troll can spin disks with unparalleled skill, and that bass?

Thumpin'.]

[aciddropthebase]

[Oh shit son. It is on. Hidras will just be. You know. Bass dropping right about now.

Bring it.]

[hornclash]

Now that's what I'm talking about!

[aciddropthebase]

[He grins!]

Exactly! Someone knows what real music is all about, eh!

[hornclash]

Hey, I'll fuck to it if it's got a good rhythm.

[flowerview]

[Don't mind the tiny awkward girly troll in your club, Hidras. He sort of came in here out of curiosity and it's pretty obvious he's a fish out of water here.

If you thought you knew what awkward, you have clearly never met Kappy.]

[aciddropthebase]

[And the disc gets scratched to the point that there's silence for a moment.]

Oy. Lil androgynous bloke! If you aint 'ere for the music ya might wanna leave. There is a cap on 'ow many bodies we got in 'ere. And you look real outta place.

[flowerview]

[fjahfjkhagfhja okay man he's feeling even more awkward now why did he even think this was a good idea

...Right. Lusus said he should finally go to the city because all he ever sees is either the forest or the beach. Goddamnit, beetledad.]

Oh, urm. I'm sorry. I-I'll be taking my leave, then? Though it's good music.

[soundtricks]

You're fairly certain that's supposed to be something you can dance to. You're also fairly certain that beat has enough bass to make a CERTAIN FRIEND of yours a squirming, ridiculous mess. Of course, as the moirail to said friend's matesprit, you are therefore QUITE INCLINED to inquire about the source of this music.

Oi- who's this even by?

You're quite aware that the volume is interfering with the speaker in your voicebox, but really, when isn't something?

And where can I get a copy?